Are Fig Leaves Good For Covering Genitalia?
Well I really dont know about it...but maybe you can try wearing one. If one seems too skimpy, you could make an apron of fig leaves and wear it around the house.
The true object of this post is not about whether fig leaves can be fashion statements or adequate cover but to talk about the delicious Fig fruits and their peculiarity. While shopping I found some fresh fruits and decided to floor wifey AND the sweet dames here at Sulls by making her/them a delicious fig smoothie.
Figs...anjeer in Hindi and Atthi in Tamil are bell-shaped, with a wide, flat bottom narrowing to a pointed top. When the fruit ripens, the top may bend, forming a "neck." Figs can be brown, purple, green, yellow or black, and vary in size and can even be striped --the tiger fig. They are often dried for preservation, since the fresh fruits are highly perishable.
There is something interesting about the fig. The fig is commonly thought of as fruit, but it is properly the flower of the fig tree. It is in fact a false fruit or multiple fruit, in which the flowers and seeds grow together to form a single mass..the fig fruit flowers develop inside the fruit and cannot be seen! What is commonly called the "fruit" of a fig is actually a specialized structure or an accessory-fruit, technically called a syconium.
The syconium (fruit) often has a bulbous shape with a small opening (the ostiole) at the outward end that allows access to pollinators. The flowers are pollinated by very small wasps that crawl through the opening in search of a suitable place to lay eggs. Without this pollinator service fig trees cannot reproduce by seed!
Figs belong to a genus known as Ficus and our Indian banian (Ficus bengalensis) and the sacred peepul tree (Ficus religiosa) belong to this genus too.
Figs are a good source of nutrition. The calorie conscious can check it
here. You can make great fig smoothies with these delicious fruits or eat them fresh. Here is a recipe...easy and simple.
Ingredients:
Wash and chop 2 ripe figs
1 teaspoon of honey
125g of natural yogurt.
A small scoop of your fav ice cream
(If you were the Sweet and Sexy Roba, you'd use Haagen Dazs)
Blend. You can add ice before blending if you want, and more or less yogurt depending how thick you like yours to be.Sprinkle toasted slivered (and then crumbled) almonds on top if desired, or whatever nuts you might prefer. Voila!
You have a satisfyingly nourishing, refreshing healthy drink. Now go try it instead of trying to imagine peeps covering their genitals with fig leaves!
Amen
d_w
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what is this??
check this too
grrr
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daringly dashing DW



i dont know how a fig leaf looks...coz i never plucked the fig from the tree
and the pic u posted is not visible..it has err's...grrrr
isnt this fig??
now stop tat ROTFL...
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Indecency I can handle...too much of information of plants/leaves...ROFL I ain't a fan of science :) The rest yea...well I am here! Impressing myself :))))))))))))
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Lovely Fizzz,

In your place a fig leaf looks like that? Sheesh! :)))))))))))))))))))
In my place a fig leaf looks like this: (btw, that aint my butt) :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
ROTFL :))))))))))))
LnRnM
d_w
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Lovely Meera,
The first part was too indecent huh? And here peeps want to read more of that :))))))))))))))))))))
Please impress yourself....or do you want me to make it for you and impress you? ;))))))))))))))))
Dont dont dont imagine the gentlemen of Sulls in fig leaves :))))))))))))))))
Thanks for your sweet comment :)
LnRnM
d_w
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if this is fig leaf

DW in this..aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
my head is spinning...
**thud i fall on the ground!
water plzzz....only mineral water!
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Doc !
Whaaaaaaa....what title?!?!...jeez and I had to skip to the first part! Too much details :)) Yea, it looks delicious...maybe I just gotto impress myself :)
Now you've give feeder - to imagine - figs/leaves :))
Meera
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Sweet Sups,
Kakes is a sweetheart....a prolific and humorous writer....an amazing human being!
She was the numero uno here a while back....but reasons best known to herself...shez been on a sabbatical!
LnRnM
d_w
PS to Kakes: Lovely lady, I've said good things about you....do you agree to take me as your sweetheart :))))))))))))))))))))
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Dear Rama Rao garu,
A different type of juice huh? Is the Mrs listening? :))))))))
You dont get these fruits in Andra? Awwwww...thaz bad!
You want me to send them? Sorry, I have to tell you this.....Since you are a homme...I have two reasons...
1) I dont want you eating this and looking studdish and wooing the dames..remember all hommes are my enemies :))))))))))))))
2) With a twisted frame of mind such as mine...I do favours only for the dames :)))))))))))
So, please bear with.... :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ROTFLMAO :))))
Any more questions sir? ;)))))
Regards
d_w
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Kakes honey :) I like herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......................:))))))))))))))))
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