Are Fig Leaves Good For Covering Genitalia?
Well I really dont know about it...but maybe you can try wearing one. If one seems too skimpy, you could make an apron of fig leaves and wear it around the house.
The true object of this post is not about whether fig leaves can be fashion statements or adequate cover but to talk about the delicious Fig fruits and their peculiarity. While shopping I found some fresh fruits and decided to floor wifey AND the sweet dames here at Sulls by making her/them a delicious fig smoothie.
Figs...anjeer in Hindi and Atthi in Tamil are bell-shaped, with a wide, flat bottom narrowing to a pointed top. When the fruit ripens, the top may bend, forming a "neck." Figs can be brown, purple, green, yellow or black, and vary in size and can even be striped --the tiger fig. They are often dried for preservation, since the fresh fruits are highly perishable.
There is something interesting about the fig. The fig is commonly thought of as fruit, but it is properly the flower of the fig tree. It is in fact a false fruit or multiple fruit, in which the flowers and seeds grow together to form a single mass..the fig fruit flowers develop inside the fruit and cannot be seen! What is commonly called the "fruit" of a fig is actually a specialized structure or an accessory-fruit, technically called a syconium.
The syconium (fruit) often has a bulbous shape with a small opening (the ostiole) at the outward end that allows access to pollinators. The flowers are pollinated by very small wasps that crawl through the opening in search of a suitable place to lay eggs. Without this pollinator service fig trees cannot reproduce by seed!
Figs belong to a genus known as Ficus and our Indian banian (Ficus bengalensis) and the sacred peepul tree (Ficus religiosa) belong to this genus too.
Figs are a good source of nutrition. The calorie conscious can check it
here. You can make great fig smoothies with these delicious fruits or eat them fresh. Here is a recipe...easy and simple.
Ingredients:
Wash and chop 2 ripe figs
1 teaspoon of honey
125g of natural yogurt.
A small scoop of your fav ice cream
(If you were the Sweet and Sexy Roba, you'd use Haagen Dazs)
Blend. You can add ice before blending if you want, and more or less yogurt depending how thick you like yours to be.Sprinkle toasted slivered (and then crumbled) almonds on top if desired, or whatever nuts you might prefer. Voila!
You have a satisfyingly nourishing, refreshing healthy drink. Now go try it instead of trying to imagine peeps covering their genitals with fig leaves!
Amen
d_w
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Lovely Sweet Enig,
You love dry figs? Well the fresh ones are highly perishable....but both have their unique taste.....
Check with the local Spencer's or posh supermarkets! You may find them...consume them daily as the Lovely Sexy Sophizz does and you'll become MORE beautiful (not that you arent now).....and you can make my head spin even more....something like a centrifuge :)))))))))))))))))
Thanks for your sweet comment :)
LnRnM
d_w
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Sweet Sups,
Why do you have to bawl? Be a nice baby and tell me what you want?
You want me to wear a fig leaf?
:))))))))))))))))))))))
LnRnM
d_w
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Wooooowwwwwww whom do we have here! Welcome Welcome Welcome again Kakes Honey !!!
Wherv you been so long sweetheart...you left me in the lurch!
Dont you think I just did a cover up? Promised to talk about genitals and fig leaves and like a wuss spoke about a silly fig smoothie ? :)))))))))))))))))))))
I know that you dont care a fig for the recipes...but then what to do? I had to listen to my vestigeal brain...:)))))))))))))))))
I still cant forget that post you wrote wherein you imagined you had two half kg chickens stuck to your thighs (rather the posterior)....and whenever I passed a chicken shop, I'd expect to see you in that divine form :))))))))))))))))
Be good to me dearie and lets see what you've got for me? Time to celebrate with a Moet and Chandon right? :))))))))))))))
LnRnM
d_w
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Hi Kesh,
Sorry to disappoint you bud! :)))))))))
Sue me? Please no...not at this time....I have a lot of plans....like elope with the whole bunch of dames at Sulls...we are heading to an Island in the Indian Ocean....where we are gonna live happily ever after :)))))))))))))))))
Fig leaf and Fall? Nah, I dont think its that simple...the leaf usually gets well stuck to the region what with a variety of adhesives found around there! :)))))))))))))))))))))))) (I am a nasty fella...please forgive me:)))))))))))))))))))
Maybe I should start something raunchy and naughty some other day...and we'll all have fun in it...girls not allowed :)))))))))))))))))))))) I even have a name for it...."The Men's Restroom" :))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Regards
d_w
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LOL... Karma kameleon... talk more. YOU have my attention.. pliss.. clear the view guys. Here someone's TALKING ;)
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My dear d_w garu,
U scared the wits out of me. I thought I was going to read some juicy stuff. I read juicy stuff alright but of a different juice.
We dont get these fruits/flowers in Andhra. Why don't u send some to enable us to savour the dishes that u wrote about?
Ramarao.
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Hey PF,
I had to use some trick to get peeps here :))))))))))
Anjeer in Marathi too? Good to have a friend who has a fruit farm right? Especially a fruit that you like! I have a pal who has a fabulous mango farm! :))))))))))))))) But he doesnt like to see me there :)))))))))))))))))))))
Thanks for visitng bud:)
Regards
d_w
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Sexy Sensuous Smart Sophizz,
You eat figs everyday? Wowzy...no wonder its done wonders to your 'fig'ure :)))))))))))))))
It takes absolutely class! Trust me! :))))
The recipe that you gave seems pretty exotic! Time consuming too! :))))
What with me avoiding alcohol....I dont think I'll ever make it with Scotch :))))))))))) You should've given me this recipe a few years back :)))))))))))
Thanks for your sweet comment and the recipe :)
LnRnM
d_w
PS: Are you sure that the recipe isnt a morphed plan to finish me off? :)))))))))
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Yummiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ....
I love dry figs...never gt the chance for these fresh ones....
Good job Doc!!!
Regards
Enigma
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Lovely Reffy,
Figs are edible, sexy too.....thaz why we call beautiful femmes as 'fig'ures :)))))))))))))
Since Blue Lagoon wasnt directed by me, it could've contained wrong info :)))))))))
Yashasvi seems to have beaten you to it....so you need to compensate again....bribe me :)))))))))))))))) Agree to be my sweetheart! :)))))))))))))
Thank you for your sweet comment :)
LnRnM
d_w
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