Zapped Prawns...(original title huh?)
This is for all my sweethearts who cook prawns but dont like them! Maybe you'd like it if I cooked them for you? So there I was donning my chef's hat last night and tried to cook up a delicacy and impress you dames! (Here, I am giving a tip or two to my fellow male brethren who wants to impress the girls! Ah, how can a man survive without babes?)
Ingredients:
A few big sized prawns
For the marinade:
A little bit of cornflour
chilli powder
jeera powder
1 tsp of ginger garlic paste
some thick curd
Amchur powder if you want
Optional --mint chutney
Salt as per taste.
Method:
Marinade the prawns in the mixture and keep for about 3-6 hours. Put them through the skewers and normal microwave them for a minute. The prawns get 'curled' up. Then set your microwave on grill mode and grill them for 6 - 8 mins. (I dont like grilling the entire thing coz you may find they sometimes get burnt and give off an 'eeeewwww' smell). Your Zapped Prawns are ready! Voila!
Beverage:
These Zapped Prawns are always served with wine made from Pinot noir/Chardonnay...so shall we choose the Moet Chandon Millesime Blanc 1998 champagne...the pale gold drink with persistent fine bubbles. Even the package is neat! (I'd not respect the wine drinking dames if they went for anything less than a 1998!!!)
Serving Mode:
Once you've invited your sweetheart inside your bachelor pad, please dont give her any surprises by switching off the light and then switching it on and saying something stupid like 'Ooooh' and then scare her. The light stays switched off but you could light a few dozen scented candles and place the champagne and prawns on a small table near the window. You push aside the jacquard curtains and allow the faint dusk light to shine on her face. (Better if you are in a sea facing penthouse). You revel in her soft and glossy skin. Remember, no drooling with a wide grin...you just look...and she goes: 'What? Why do you look at me that way?' and then like a gentleman you say: 'You look absolutely gorgeous this evening, not that you dont look good at other times' (you say that matter of factly). And then she says: 'Thats so nice, thank you very much!' You lean over and give her an affectionate peck on the cheek and though you feel like doing many things to her...you'd control yourself and get away from her under the pretext of bringing some water from the fridge. If she likes you she'd come over to the fridge where you are standing and give you a tight hug and kiss you...maybe on your lips? Thats when you know that the prawns are outstanding.
Ok, I am going towards the fridge now to bring some water....
Amen
d_w
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Vish.........
ROTFLMAO :)))))))))))))
That was a good one!
Regards
d_w
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:))))))
Cant tell you how ashamed I am of the ceo
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Lovely Sweet Reffy,
I am an ambitious man! But certainly not ambitious to aim for more than 300! :))))))))
Yea, you've drummed into me that success is not always a good thing :)))))))))))))) Like for eg...I've succeeded to land up with HIV :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Buttering the bread is such a hard thing! I know! No wonder I told you that I'd be glad to be your butler.....your Rhett Butler :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Thanks a million sweetheart for playing agony aunt! But you see I wasnt expecting an Eskimo babe to prop out from the fridge.....but you know you are so cooooool, that maybe I was expecting YOU to come out of it! :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Maybe I should also look out for the toaster! One never knows when one might get lucky :)))))))))))))))
Thanks for your sweet comments :)
LnRnM*gazillion
d_w
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Dear Vish,
Reffy did walk buddy, but to my fridge
No wonder she is 'cool' ;))))))))))))))))))))))
A CEO stole your last GF? :)))))))))))))) Well thaz a revelation :)))))))) Shame on you for letting your GF go on to greener pastures :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
I know nimbupani is divine but when it become a she? ;))))))))))))))))))))))))
Thanks for your kind comment :)
LnRnM
d_w
PS: I am guessing that you eat a lot of French fries while on the puter....some bits have got into your keyboard and some keys have got stuck....eg....'n' 'e' etc etc ;))))))))))))))))
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D_W
Just read your woes..and wanted to play agony aunt:)))))))))))))0
I am there standing and waiting and fantasizing that a hot dame is gonna prop up and that shez gonna kiss me on my slobbering mouth but none of that is happening...
That is because ...Things dont prop up from the refrigerator...but try the toaster..things do pop up from there...maybe hot dames who pop up do live in toasters...:))))))))
reffy
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Das
...I expected you to be one ambitious Man... You must at least in your dreams aim for more
...and like they say...try try and try...and you may actually succeed and then you may actually realize that failure is a better option
ROFLL .. Only 300!!!!
You know buttering the bread is one task on a busy day..:))) especially when the butter is hard like in winters and then the bread just caves in...so it is as tough as cooking hyderabadi biryani:))))
reffy
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Hey Das,
Reffy did walk buddy, but to my fridge :))))))
And budddy thats because you chose the wrong wine... never trust a Moet..their chief executive stole my last gf and the b only succeeded because he said he was a teattotaler...and I was the guzzler..
Reffy and I are having cool nimbupani and she is diviiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeee
vish
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Lovely Sweet Reffy,
Whaddya mean I have the prawns zapped 'also' ? If only I could get 300 dames zapped! I wouldnt be sitting here blogging about prawns and how to serve them to chicks...I'd be doing them myself :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
You like cooking stories only? And you consider buttering your bread as cooking? Well I have one suggestion for you.....I am THE man for you....:)))))))))))))))))))))))) I would love to pamper you by cooking for you.......and also eating for you :)))))))))))))))))))))))
You aint following me to the fridge? *Sigh* This is a big bad world! Babes never seem to take subtle clues :))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Thanks for your sweet comment :)
LnRnM
d_w
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Lovely Sweet Apple of MY Eye,
Its been 3 hours of non stop fun and excitement and err....errr.....wait by the fridge! ;))))))))))))))))
I am there standing and waiting and fantasizing that a hot dame is gonna prop up and that shez gonna kiss me on my slobbering mouth but none of that is happening :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
I wont take verbal things like 'the prawns look good' and stuff like that.....you know that I am waiting by the fridge right? How many times can I repeat that? ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Thanks for your sweet comment :)
LnRnM
d_w
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Yashasvi,
Baby sitter! And ROTFLMAO....nice explanation for it :))))))))))))))))))))))
A pic of the girl? : - O <-------shocked expression ;)))))))))))
Yea, I did take a pic of the girl.....but as soon as she knew that I took a pic....she threw the my camera on the floor and got her pet baby elephant to trample on it! :))))))))))) Reason? Not that I took a pic of her in a compromising posture.....it was coz the pic didnt do justice to her hot figure ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Thanks for your kind comment :)
Regards
d_w
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