In my area there is this shop called 'SPERM'. I was naturally curious to know why they named it so. One of the partners told me that since it is a men's only clothing store they went in for a 'different' and 'catchy' name.
Being a loud mouthed boorish guy I had a few more questions for him...
1) What would you name it as if you opened a store exclusively for ladies?
2) What would you name a unisex clothes store?
3) If the store is named 'sperm'...and if one has to help himself with the service, then what is the shopping experience called?
4) Why is there an 'egg' at the reception counter?
5) If one exits the store after a purchase what would it be called?
No prices for guessing that he looked at me like I were a roach from another planet.
The place has been done up well and is refreshing...mostly looks like a bikers lounge bar...but at times one feels its too garish. The clothes are Ok priced and not your regular type formal clothing. Curiously you can see a lot of chicks buying apparel for their beaus. I always imagine this conversation between them and their man if they receive a phone call while shopping...
Man: Honey where are you?
Girl: I am shopping for you...
Man: Come over fast sweetheart, I've got something to tell you...
Girl: But let me first finish with the Sperm thingy...
Man: What the holy @#&@!
Here are pics of the place which is deffy worth a dekko...
Amen
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Hi,
! Loved all the questions! If it was not for the proof in the form of pics that you had provided, it is hard to believe that this place is for real!
Very humorous article
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Loved the questions you have asked.
Avinash
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DW : haha so I guess they have to keep the store very cool. Is the "delivery" made on site or people just drop off their donations? Imagine buying something from the store on a credit card - people printing the credit card statement wud have a good laugh. Nice alibi in case of a situation, I could not have stolen this I was at the sperm shop...........oh I could go on and on but let me finish my morning tea :-)
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Das : Wow there is actually a shop with this name, interesting to say the least. Then again in Canada they have a city called Dildo, I guess the shock factor works as a free publicity.
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nice nice ... :)
cheerio
dp
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Das,
trust u to find a Sperm shop.Good one.
Did u read about the Sperm Thief the other day.He robbed a sperm bank, and wanted to sell the frozen sperms cheap.
Regards.kamal
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Das,
ROFL... only Chennai can have such names.....sperm and the motorcycle always go together...:)))))))) or should I say sperm and his concubine always go together like whisky and soda..:)))
The store seems fit for boys ...
And who gives us the answers to those deep questions you asked..???? Kindly oblige..:))))))))
reffy
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heyyyyyy.... i know that place... and i've been there too... but what the hell, that doesnt look anything like the old "sperm" that i know of
well, its different that i had visited this place long back.. has the place undergone some kinda makeover??? bikes n stuff.... hmmmm..... it looks cool alright!! so, did u pick up any stuff or jus 'exited' the place empty handed?!! 
- psych
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Humorous!! Great work!
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