Bikoo! You voyeur! So this is your way of finding out who has the hots for whom on Sulekha huh? Anyways I don’t blame you. Being a newbie you'd be confused with a lot of things happening and it is but natural and perfectly ok to get things from the horse's mouth. I am playing along and here goes...



1. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Please no corny answers like his/her personality, we all know what we notice first!

Well I really can’t answer this in one line! I have this big need to justify myself and hence I am launching into a huge 'explanation' of sorts.

If I am at work...then I'd look into the face/eyes of the lady. But if I am out in the evening just hanging out with wifey and enjoying myself then two situations arise:
a) The person is facing me
b) The person's back is facing me.

When the person is facing me I'd look at the waist area...around the hips...I am not much of a boob guy...so the boobies come only second. The femme waist is a much more sensual thing than the twin fibro fatty tissue meant for feeding babies. No prizes for guessing where my MRI-scan eyes would concentrate when the person's back is facing me! Of course the bums!

'Looking' at a lady/woman/girl is an art. One should 'look' without making the person feel uncomfortable or squirmy. The look on the man's face should be: "Wow babe I am smitten by you" rather than: "I am looking at your tits and I am enjoying what I am seeing". Most ladies like to be ogled at in a casual and flirty sort of way but deffy no one would want that lascivious lecherous sort of look. So keeping this in mind I go about my daily business of 'looking'


2. Who would you want to be with if you were deserted on an island?

Again this warrants a more-than-one explanation. If I were stranded on a deserted island for...

a) One day, it would be APJ Abul Kalam
b) Three days...Charlize Theron
c) One week and above...it better be my wife...no one else can stand me that long!


3. What turns you on about the opposite sex?

Obviously their sex appeal! While I like to be around beautiful women it’s the sex appeal and plain speak from women that is a great turn on. Please note that beautiful women need not possess sex appeal. Technically the word 'turn on' isnt right...'attracts' seems more like it. What would happen if I were 'turned on' every day!


4. What turns you off?

Body odour or the high smell of urine...most ladies don’t know this, coz they live with it......but I really think every woman should use a mild deodorant. Deffy should not smell of cheap perfume either.


5. Some Sulekha bloggers have their real picture on the profile and some don't but just going by their blogs and comments who do you think is the hottest female (male bloggers answer this) and male blogger (female blogger answer this)?

You really want to know this? Oh yea, you want to or else why would you ask for it! Divya V is quite hot...I hadn’t read her blogs or comments until her recent comments on my posts and it was then that I went through her blogs and comments. As far as her comments go....she is terrific...as cool as an Ice Cube...very bold and more importantly apt for the blog and its author. Her blogs are straight from the heart and not trying to sound politically correct. The one thing that bugs me no end is someone trying to be politically correct all the time...in real life and they carry this to the virtual world too! How fucking hypocritical and egoistic! AND this lady can handle criticism very well...in a very dignified way. That’s the sign of a mature person! As for her looks...shez deffy HOTTTT. (though her profile pic isn’t anywhere near how she looks). A little chubby...well rounded and smashing! Being a typical South Indian male...I hate skinny chicks.


Rules and Regulations:(Copied from Bikoo’s blog)

A. Answer all questions truthfully
B. After answering these questions tag five bloggers who have not been tagged
C. There will be three prizes, Grand Prize Male blogger and Female blogger will be flown to a deserted island courtesy Lufthansa Airlines for a fun filled week. First runner up couple will win a date at a romantic restaurant and the third prize winnder will get a $25 Checking account at CitiBank.

I am tagging a whole lot of girls…I want to know who they think is the hottest male Sulekhite! In alphabetical order……

Ashualec, Bunty’s Banter, Bina Gupta, Divya V, Kala BN, L Rao, Meera San, Meerajay, Melody Queen, Priya Sivan, Obscurity Speaks, Opulence, Reflecktah, Saranya Patel, Seeingeye, Shantalanil, Shobana Sundar, Sudha H Sharma, Supriya D. Ok, that’s it….the rules of the game say that if any male tags more than 10 dames he gets a dream sequence with any dame of his choice!


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